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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

I Love You More

I love you more than you could ever know
cause love may be something thats hard to show.

No matter what people say or do, I will always
be in love with you. You mean the world to me,
so don't ever set me free.

Sometimes you may not think I care but for you
I will always be there. If I ever lost you I
wouldn't know what to do, cause for me to be happy
all I need is you.

I always want you to be my man, trying to please
you the best way I can. Sometimes I feel all alone,
but still I know your really there, you tell me always
how much you care.

Though sometimes it may be hard to believe, your
love means the world to me. And whether you think
what I say is true, everything I do I do for you.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

ATL Life

Guest post written by my buddy Bernardo Graham

Everyone kept telling me how dangerous parts of Atlanta were and honestly, I just didn’t want to hear it. I am a grown woman and I’m smart enough to take care of myself, or at least that’s what I thought until my house was broken into last month. That was all I needed to get scared straight, so I started taking extra precautions at home. I got that dog I’ve been wanting (what better excuse, right?) and invested in some pretty heavy deadbolts since the thieves just kicked in my door last time. I also looked into alarm systems at ATLANTAHOMESECURITY.com and some other sites and found a good one for my townhome that’s actually affordable. I feel a bit safer here now but I still don’t really like being here alone at night since that’s when the break in happened. I know it will get better over time but I’m still scared anytime I hear the slightest creak or bump! My advice to the ladies: listen when your friends tell you to be safe!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Your No Longer Cool

- You find yourself listening to talk radio.

- You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

- The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

- You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

- You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.

- You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

- You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

- You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

- When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

- When jogging is something you do to your memory.

- Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

- All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

- You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

- You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

- You actually ASK for your father's advice.

- You don't know how to operate a fax machine.

- When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Signs Your Really Broke

# American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

# Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

# You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

# You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.

# Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

# Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

# You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

# You receive care packages from Europe.

# Your bologna has no first name.

# You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

# You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

# You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

# You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.

# McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

# Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."

# The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.