Household physics?

Boy isn't this true. I think of some of the weirdest
things. But I have a curious mind and it wonders a lot.

Some examples of household physics some are very true.

1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies
in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the
work involved.

2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers
plus one.

3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed
of an unwashed window.

4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional
to how badly it is needed.

5. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will
fill a two-car garage.

6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.

7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to
the number of TV remote controls divided by the number of viewers.

8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the
outdoor temperature.

9. The capacity of any hot water heater is equal to one and
one-half sibling showers.

10. What goes up must come down, except for bubble gum,
kites and slightly used Rice Krispies.

11. Place two children in a room full of toys and they will
both want to play with the same toy.